I have a pet anteater. Her name is shirley. She inhales spray paint constantly. She is addicted. What do i do?

Please, i am desperate here!I have a pet anteater. Her name is shirley. She inhales spray paint constantly. She is addicted. What do i do?
Don't know what to say to this.


Sell the thong and flippers out on the Red Light district.I have a pet anteater. Her name is shirley. She inhales spray paint constantly. She is addicted. What do i do?
If you're kidding, that is actually pretty clever. But I like anteaters, so I'm gonna answer your question.





Put the aresol cans someplace she can't reach them, or in a locked tool-box. Buy a harness (the kind that goes over the whole torso comfortably--they make them for ferrets, but a medium-sized dog harness would probably fit an anteater) and keep her by your side when you can. (A regular leash and collar won't work because a regular collar would go right over the narrow head of an anteater.)





When I first read the subject, I kinda' grinned because the idea of a druggie anteater is so random and I do think you must be kidding. But, just in case, if you are lucky enough to have such a creature, take care of her.......::bows::
Put some cocaine down for her. The lay mounds of dog turds around the yard. It would be funny to watch a high ant eater sucking turds that it thought was ant mounds.
you can't be serious....so how does this anteater get the spray paint.....did she go buy it from the store across the street....
Uh, stop buying spray paint?
Switch her can of paint with a can of Raid.

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